"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

 

Past Quotes of the Week :

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

I mean if the cops frisked me they would find your asshole-print on the head of my cock
Dice Clay at the Artie Lange roast

Brian: First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
Half baked,...not really a qoute...but a stoner rambling

I could go for a hair pie - T. Feckly

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
~Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974
Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships:
"I've won at every level, except college and pro."

Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in
the morning regardless of what time it is."

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.
God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?
-Willie Nelson

"I don't think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player
After game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV."
Homer Simpson.

I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.
It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There's some pretty good homegrown dope.
I'm sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.
Stephen King

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society.
If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn?t test people for drugs,
we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
- P.J. O'Rourke

"I was on my pills!!" - T. Feckly
"Its not like you just go kill your drug dealer" - Tobin Smith
"Well thats what it is.... bush" - T. Feckly

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